Warning: This articles is based on no scientific fact whatsoever
and is made for satire and discussion purposes only.
Smoking Could Make Womens Breasts Larger
Smoking can be perfectly healthy for healthy people, but decidedly unhealthy for unhealthy people. But new research and scientific evidence must go in to finding the many health benefits of smoking, especially for young ladies who are still growing.
Natural Ways to Grow Breasts
1. Breastfeeding.
The most natural way of all is to have a baby, and in most cases, the breasts swell with milk ready for the baby to drink. If breast milk is extracted regularly, the chest size of a typical woman goes up by two sizes. With rest and a healthy diet, the months after stopping breastfeeding will gradually reduce the breasts down to around 1 size larger than before. The difference is that afterwards, it is much easier to swell the breasts, either with a little extra food, or by thinking about sex, and maintaining larger breasts is easy. Of course for many people, this first way is not really an option, so lets look at swelling.
2. Stimulations and Swelling.
The second most natural way to enlarge a womans breasts is by thinking about sexual arousal. This will send hormones around the body, inflating the lips and also swelling the breasts slightly, and making the nipples more sensitive. In a mild form, feeling sensual can be found by gazing at a new garment or fashion accessory, an attractive man, or something 'lovely'. In a major form, this sensation can be found by kissing a partner; and having his hand stroke the back of your neck, and with the other rolling down your spine. If a man isnt readily available, there are attractive celebs and sports professional who you may find 'hot', along with musicians and hunky film stars, who you might love to kiss. Any arousal causes this change, and usually the girls who are 'hot' on guys have the larger breasts, while the shy type often dont. But leading on from this, there is another option.
3. Toning and Relaxing.
If you wanted to run a mile without stopping, the only way to do it would be to train your body to be able to do that. Toning the muscles means working them out, and moving them rapidly. In the short term, toning the muscles will reduce the size of a womans chest, by absorbing fats and energy stored in there. But if the muscle is left alone and not toned for a while, it can bulk out and quickly become bigger. They used to say the "muscle turns to fat" but what happens is the muscle takes on extra energy supplies, just in case the muscle is needed again. The breasts can be 'worked out' in the same way, and sometimes this leads to the stimulation and swelling, described above. Exercising the breasts can be done in a natural way, by moving them around, cupping or massaging them with the hands. After being cooped up in a brazier all day long, its healthy to let then hang naturally for a period of the day, so they can stretch and expand. If you tone the breasts in this way, and you find they are slightly smaller, this is the time to rest and relax, and eat freely, so that the area takes on more energy reserves and grows larger. On the other hand, if this feel like too much effort, there is perhaps another option.
4. Smoking.
It is a fact that when smokers inhale smoke, they inhale more deeply than if they were breathing normally. This pushes out the rib cage, and expands the lungs, just a little bit. As this continues many times a day, multiplied by a number of years, perhaps even by going outside to take a huge dose of air with it, the lungs push the breasts out more. This causes tightness in the bra cup as the expansion pushes them up, so you eventually buy a bigger bra; given the breasts must more space to expand. When wearing no brazier, certain garments might glide along the nipple with every deep in-breath, causing arousal; which makes a double reinforcement. Smoking can be very arousing if smoked in the right way, not only for the sophisticated lady, but also for any men watching as well - who might offer to massage you, and stimulate, and ultimately breastfeeding, and before you know it, you have large breasts!
Ive seen the difference smoking can make to some girls, both in confidence of themselves but also confidence in carrying themselves and attracting partners. It could grow your breasts, but smoking also keeps the abdominal area flatter and keeps the apatite at bay, so thats why top models still prefer smoking, over exercise.
and is made for satire and discussion purposes only.